








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1996 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2343 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,441 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | wOOk3Z | 60% | 15 |
| #6 | S1GG3Z DER KURFÜRST | 55% | 112 |
| #7 | Prilano | 51% | 115 |
| #8 | FeroxTOO | 50% | 84 |
| #9 | chypeR | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prilano | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | FeroxTOO | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | chypeR | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | dload22 | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | MICHAEL1AM | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1GG3Z DER KURFÜRST | 175 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Prilano | 138 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | FeroxTOO | 102 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | chypeR | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | MICHAEL1AM | 92 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prilano | +2.31 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | berba.tov | +1.38 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | MICHAEL1AM | -0.24 | 54 | 69 |
| #4 | S1GG3Z DER KURFÜRST | -0.86 | 49 | 63 |
| #5 | FeroxTOO | -0.93 | 64 | 61 |





