








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3501 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2759 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4484 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4395 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,762,624 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spunki | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | Stitch | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | thanny | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spunki | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | Stitch | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | thanny | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stitch | 13 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | thanny | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Spunki | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stitch | 145 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | thanny | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Spunki | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spunki | +3.46 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | Stitch | +2.42 | 78 | 43 |
| #3 | thanny | +1.99 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | BrokenProton | +0.10 | 69 | 52 |





