








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2466 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2335 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2288 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $669,472 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k331m | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | TuSzKK | 61% | 123 |
| #3 | Cakeboy | 53% | 99 |
| #4 | OLA HALVORSEN | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k331m | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | TuSzKK | 61% | 123 |
| #3 | Cakeboy | 53% | 99 |
| #4 | OLA HALVORSEN | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cakeboy | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | TuSzKK | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | OLA HALVORSEN | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuSzKK | 370 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Cakeboy | 105 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | k331m | 53 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | OLA HALVORSEN | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuSzKK | +2.53 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Spectacle | +1.48 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | k331m | +0.58 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | Cakeboy | -1.14 | 58 | 48 |
| #5 | OLA HALVORSEN | -1.53 | 82 | 63 |





