








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 948 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1506 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1196 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,321 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Kisse | 53% | 89 |
| #3 | Geexmo | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | KhD- | 45% | 65 |
| #5 | Belle Delphine | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kisse | 53% | 89 |
| #3 | Geexmo | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | KhD- | 45% | 65 |
| #5 | Belle Delphine | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | x7kablyat | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x7kablyat | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Kisse | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | KhD- | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Geexmo | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | Belle Delphine | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KhD- | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Kisse | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Geexmo | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Belle Delphine | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KhD- | +1.64 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | +1.10 | 64 | 84 |
| #3 | ㄗɄɄ₣₣łł | +0.16 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | Belle Delphine | -1.20 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | Geexmo | -1.40 | 37 | 58 |





