








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5805 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5346 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4545 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4229 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,420 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T!G3R M!S | 56% | 108 |
| #2 | Kroell | 54% | 141 |
| #3 | NeepEX :v | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Maztix | 50% | 172 |
| #5 | SkillerJoe | 47% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kroell | 499 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Maztix | 339 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | SkillerJoe | 321 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | T!G3R M!S | 281 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | NeepEX :v | 147 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeepEX :v | +2.47 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | SkillerJoe | +2.42 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | +1.92 | 64 | 82 |
| #4 | T!G3R M!S | -0.89 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | Kroell | -1.00 | 77 | 70 |





