








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2186 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2118 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1410 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1727 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $93,396 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No1Nol | 14 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Ross Poldark | 11 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | ElectusJ | 5 | 0.0195 |
| #4 | UnoMaster | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | European Liberator | 4 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinnie | 204 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | No1Nol | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | UnoMaster | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ross Poldark | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gdiddy | 33 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gdiddy | +2.54 | 89 | 41 |
| #2 | Ross Poldark | +2.36 | 56 | 27 |
| #3 | European Liberator | +1.99 | 41 | 29 |
| #4 | No1Nol | +1.12 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | Vinnie | +0.40 | 36 | 60 |





