








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4704 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3798 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2622 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3285 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $871,256 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Cluckers | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | ✪Vendetta | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Louie | 47% | 74 |
| #4 | Sure Lock Homes | 45% | 83 |
| #5 | Ryder | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryder | +3.10 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | spagooter | +2.00 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | Louie | +0.66 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪Vendetta | +0.01 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Sure Lock Homes | -0.35 | 57 | 40 |





