








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1235 | 21% |
| Smokes | 959 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1668 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,865 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Don Domingo | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Aero | 64% | 33 |
| #6 | TheĐankŁord | 61% | 57 |
| #7 | benceD | 52% | 99 |
| #8 | NexoN17 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlekoszBOSS #ClashGG | +4.17 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | Don Domingo | +2.90 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | TheĐankŁord | +2.48 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | brtlk | +1.92 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | benceD | +1.40 | 90 | 55 |





