








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2536 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2082 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2767 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2345 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,639 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Félix Cortot | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | Héros Cosmique | 50% | 286 |
| #3 | BaltoR | 49% | 80 |
| #4 | Aralolz | 45% | 156 |
| #5 | rorojaune | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Héros Cosmique | +4.06 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Gratin dauphinois | +1.55 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | Aralolz | -2.66 | 50 | 47 |
| #4 | BaltoR | -3.08 | 35 | 40 |
| #5 | rorojaune | -4.20 | 24 | 19 |





