








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1975 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Golden | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5252 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1934 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 5298 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3713 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,928,614 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meat 2 | +9.42 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | Meat | +7.46 | 82 | 77 |
| #3 | Emu | +3.61 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | ConTriiD | +0.73 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | Tycho | +0.67 | 54 | 60 |





