








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




139 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13857 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6301 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 11875 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8021 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,856,923 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b ased | 67% | 58 |
| #2 | ConTriiD | 65% | 114 |
| #3 | NEXCESSSSS | 64% | 92 |
| #4 | summertime | 63% | 57 |
| #5 | Emu | 62% | 330 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meat | +4.90 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | Emu | +3.13 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | b ased | +2.06 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | [KT]$#mite | +0.91 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | Bukovec | +0.34 | 74 | 58 |





