








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 871 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 301 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3846 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3553 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3119 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,040,415 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EMEFAN MARKO | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Kawasbuib | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Jonesi | 59% | 140 |
| #4 | Tuukka | 57% | 82 |
| #5 | snatu | 57% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | sakkede | 54% | 98 |
| #10 | ankka24 | 53% | 125 |
| #11 | junaveturi1234 | 52% | 144 |
| #12 | muussi | 52% | 29 |
| #13 | Paju | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sakkede | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ankka24 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Jonesi | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | snatu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Tuukka | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junaveturi1234 | 529 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Jonesi | 517 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | sakkede | 277 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tuukka | 261 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | zz | 225 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liemi | +1.77 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | Kawasbuib | +1.72 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | junaveturi1234 | +0.88 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | zz | +0.80 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | EMEFAN MARKO | +0.52 | 79 | 59 |





