








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2952 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2085 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2744 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,743 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sakkede | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | Liemi | 57% | 82 |
| #3 | snatu | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | junaveturi1234 | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | ankka24 | 55% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ankka24 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Jonesi | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | junaveturi1234 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | sakkede | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | snatu | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuukka | +1.81 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Kawasbuib | +1.78 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Liemi | +1.77 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | sakkede | +1.09 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | junaveturi1234 | +0.61 | 76 | 66 |





