








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 513 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3188 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5268 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3978 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4744 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,523,132 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sahmed | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | zac pac | 52% | 206 |
| #3 | Jazimpac | 48% | 129 |
| #4 | BushDid911 | 44% | 190 |
| #5 | ✪ Big Smoke | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sahmed | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | zac pac | 52% | 206 |
| #3 | Jazimpac | 48% | 129 |
| #4 | BushDid911 | 44% | 190 |
| #5 | ✪ Big Smoke | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac pac | 29 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | BushDid911 | 28 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Jazimpac | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ✪ Big Smoke | 5 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac pac | 689 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Jazimpac | 121 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | BushDid911 | 110 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sahmed | 31 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | ✪ Big Smoke | 25 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zac pac | +0.06 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | Jack Ma | -0.06 | 35 | 56 |
| #3 | Jazimpac | -0.33 | 56 | 43 |
| #4 | Sahmed | -0.36 | 25 | 55 |
| #5 | BushDid911 | -0.50 | 45 | 28 |





