








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2358 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2804 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3512 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4187 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,234,448 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₵ḩằᶉᶇᶒḽḽ ⭕⃤ | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | lenny | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | Sunshine ♥ | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Steve Balboni | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | ❤Barbie | 45% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sunshine ♥ | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Steve Balboni | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | ❤Barbie | 45% | 304 |
| #6 | moot | 42% | 69 |
| #7 | killa | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Barbie | 37 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | lenny | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | moot | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Sunshine ♥ | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Steve Balboni | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Barbie | 279 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | lenny | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | moot | 143 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | killa | 113 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sunshine ♥ | 101 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunshine ♥ | +2.75 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | lenny | +2.38 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | killa | +1.61 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | ₵ḩằᶉᶇᶒḽḽ ⭕⃤ | +1.42 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | Masterdestroyer | +0.87 | 63 | 58 |





