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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 760 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,715 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3428 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5291 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4407 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3502 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,931,164 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Xpache | 57% | 157 |
| #10 | PaT | 57% | 76 |
| #11 | Kåre | 56% | 50 |
| #12 | haakonrs | 56% | 79 |
| #13 | Jimmy | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xpache | 651 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | PaT | 231 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kåre | 199 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gangsta Duck | 188 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | kk___ | 183 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kk___ | +5.64 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | Jimmy | +3.93 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | PaT | +3.03 | 80 | 77 |
| #4 | Kåre | +2.81 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | Snooze | +2.05 | 80 | 56 |





