








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 877 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1315 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 826 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 130 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,186 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Corwin | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | AmDio | 52% | 31 |
| #8 | Tyebo | 50% | 10 |
| #9 | Johm | 50% | 12 |
| #10 | NUT | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AmDio | 9 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Corwin | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Zastix | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Clementine | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | HayzeusC | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HayzeusC | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Zastix | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Clementine | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dylan | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Corwin | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylan | +3.98 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | HayzeusC | +3.08 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | VenZ | +2.67 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | Zastix | +2.09 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | Clementine | +1.25 | 77 | 44 |





