








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2219 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2369 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1537 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1509 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,691 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palagino | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | NUT | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | VenZ | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Corwin | 50% | 155 |
| #5 | AmDio | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | NUT | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | VenZ | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Corwin | 50% | 155 |
| #5 | AmDio | 48% | 63 |
| #6 | Zabes | 46% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AmDio | 19 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | Corwin | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | VenZ | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Zabes | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Palagino | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corwin | 171 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zabes | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | VenZ | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | NUT | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | AmDio | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zastix | +2.45 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | VenZ | +2.38 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | Corwin | -0.12 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | NUT | -0.70 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | AmDio | -0.81 | 66 | 21 |





