








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 656 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




192 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5312 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6000 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6197 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4861 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,448,691 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 938 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DZIWNY SM@RK NA FIRANCE | 56% | 98 |
| #2 | Mr. Krabs | 55% | 73 |
| #3 | 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔 | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | Choompie | 51% | 230 |
| #5 | OneMoreLine | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DZIWNY SM@RK NA FIRANCE | 56% | 98 |
| #2 | Mr. Krabs | 55% | 73 |
| #3 | 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔 | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | Choompie | 51% | 230 |
| #5 | OneMoreLine | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Krabs | 24 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | Choompie | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔 | 20 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | DZIWNY SM@RK NA FIRANCE | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | OneMoreLine | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔 | 254 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | DZIWNY SM@RK NA FIRANCE | 148 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mr. Krabs | 141 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | OneMoreLine | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Choompie | 21 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneMoreLine | +2.00 | 57 | 46 |
| #2 | 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔 | +1.49 | 52 | 44 |
| #3 | Choompie | +0.79 | 43 | 20 |
| #4 | Zwoele kerkpastoor | +0.60 | 28 | 54 |
| #5 | Mr. Krabs | -0.77 | 25 | 35 |





