








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2071 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2005 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3324 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1856 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,230 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wincent | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | Ferko | 57% | 119 |
| #3 | Magician škilko | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | reap | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | NeoN pjupju ^_^ | 49% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oto Oktávius | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Ferko | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | NeoN pjupju ^_^ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Wincent | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | reap | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeptanAmerika | 744 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | Oto Oktávius | 446 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | NeoN pjupju ^_^ | 246 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ferko | 162 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | reap | 152 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeoN pjupju ^_^ | +3.95 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | Ferko | +2.60 | 59 | 52 |
| #3 | Wincent | +1.98 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | reap | +1.49 | 46 | 58 |
| #5 | KeptanAmerika | +0.62 | 65 | 59 |





