








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 346 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1120 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2831 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4120 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1633 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,442,375 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | messE | 57% | 153 |
| #2 | selena bromez | 55% | 155 |
| #3 | not yall | 50% | 126 |
| #4 | snices | 48% | 527 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | messE | 57% | 153 |
| #2 | selena bromez | 55% | 155 |
| #3 | not yall | 50% | 126 |
| #4 | snices | 48% | 527 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | messE | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | snices | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | not yall | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | selena bromez | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snices | 599 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #2 | messE | 516 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | selena bromez | 434 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | not yall | 350 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | selena bromez | +2.55 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | messE | +2.29 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | snices | +2.24 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | not yall | +0.91 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | suicidE | -4.11 | 24 | 40 |





