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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 258 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 608 | 24% |
| Smokes | 880 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 510 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 566 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,879 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piťambára Gilgameš | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | lowzynulldreinull | 43% | 28 |
| #3 | FEROCIOUSSS | 41% | 235 |
| #4 | Kirito | 24% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piťambára Gilgameš | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | lowzynulldreinull | 43% | 28 |
| #3 | FEROCIOUSSS | 41% | 235 |
| #4 | Kirito | 24% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FEROCIOUSSS | 44 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | Kirito | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | lowzynulldreinull | 4 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FEROCIOUSSS | 65 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #2 | lowzynulldreinull | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Piťambára Gilgameš | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kirito | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FEROCIOUSSS | +4.76 | 73 | 16 |
| #2 | Piťambára Gilgameš | +4.03 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | lowzynulldreinull | +3.02 | 56 | 27 |
| #4 | Kirito | +1.83 | 63 | 37 |
| #5 | Fries in the Bag | -3.41 | 31 | 22 |





