








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 806 matches | ||
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




239 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2475 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6564 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 2670 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1810 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,883,806 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirito | 42% | 168 |
| #2 | Fries in the Bag | 41% | 235 |
| #3 | lowzynulldreinull | 38% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirito | 42% | 168 |
| #2 | Fries in the Bag | 41% | 235 |
| #3 | lowzynulldreinull | 38% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirito | 37 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | lowzynulldreinull | 25 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | Fries in the Bag | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirito | 183 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | lowzynulldreinull | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fries in the Bag | 97 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FEROCIOUSSS | +2.46 | 75 | 27 |
| #2 | lowzynulldreinull | -0.07 | 56 | 26 |
| #3 | Kirito | -0.73 | 53 | 25 |
| #4 | Fries in the Bag | -4.59 | 30 | 17 |





