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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2395 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2303 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2840 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2243 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,812,343 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 609 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mannilanb | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Jessukkka | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | Hieroja | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | Arzibal | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | joni maisema | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Arzibal | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | joni maisema | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | Grandoldman | 44% | 27 |
| #7 | 39BURIED | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | RasistiTero | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hieroja | 10 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | Jessukkka | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | joni maisema | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | 39BURIED | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | RasistiTero | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mannilanb | 138 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Grandoldman | 68 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | 39BURIED | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hieroja | 56 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Arzibal | 54 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mannilanb | +5.87 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Jessukkka | +1.67 | 83 | 38 |
| #3 | Grandoldman | +1.60 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | Hieroja | +0.26 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | Huima Hedari | -0.23 | 53 | 62 |





