








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4301 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4212 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3150 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3020 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,355,664 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1048 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScotE2HotE | 56% | 201 |
| #2 | daemon | 55% | 121 |
| #3 | The Train-orist | 54% | 220 |
| #4 | Winters | 54% | 76 |
| #5 | JadeX | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScotE2HotE | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | daemon | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | The Train-orist | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Jahn | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Winters | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScotE2HotE | +2.37 | 75 | 49 |
| #2 | HippoX | +2.10 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | daemon | +1.91 | 92 | 58 |
| #4 | Jahn | +0.22 | 50 | 57 |
| #5 | The Train-orist | -0.26 | 65 | 50 |





