








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 28% |
| Smokes | 701 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 607 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 673 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,361 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iceskiy | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | PuNcT. | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Bot Ben | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | P4tch³s | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | =) | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bot Ben | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | P4tch³s | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | =) | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | Darktrollmaster | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | McBobb | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Ben | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | McBobb | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | =) | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | PuNcT. | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | iceskiy | 2 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Ben | 212 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | =) | 96 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | McBobb | 60 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | iceskiy | 49 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #5 | Darktrollmaster | 38 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emieeeeel | +3.68 | 94 | 59 |
| #2 | iceskiy | +3.12 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | =) | -0.79 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | PuNcT. | -2.17 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | Bot Ben | -2.20 | 58 | 57 |





