








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2107 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2108 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2125 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1811 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,448 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | busy businessman doing business | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Sharkey⚝ | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | Hawkwood | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | prodigy | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | ORCA PEEK | 54% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORCA PEEK | 17 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | prodigy | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | BOOZY | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | cant kill a ghost ghost ghost | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Kony | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ORCA PEEK | 235 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | prodigy | 226 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kony | 222 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Sharkey⚝ | 143 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hawkwood | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REFFDO | +3.07 | 81 | 44 |
| #2 | busy businessman doing business | +2.40 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | ORCA PEEK | +1.53 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | siberia | +1.48 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | prodigy | +1.38 | 81 | 65 |





