








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 598 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1623 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,128,812 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skinnysanta | 63% | 89 |
| #2 | Yitzhakpro | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Sinister_Anarchy | 54% | 130 |
| #4 | Henry of skalitz | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | BattingChart002 | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Yitzhakpro | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Sinister_Anarchy | 54% | 130 |
| #4 | Henry of skalitz | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | BattingChart002 | 33% | 18 |
| #6 | mood | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinister_Anarchy | 24 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Skinnysanta | 19 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Henry of skalitz | 6 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Yitzhakpro | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | mood | 3 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skinnysanta | 318 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Yitzhakpro | 188 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sinister_Anarchy | 114 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Henry of skalitz | 108 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | mood | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yitzhakpro | +4.79 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | Skinnysanta | +2.07 | 36 | 48 |
| #3 | mood | +2.05 | 74 | 39 |
| #4 | TheUnitCircle | +0.64 | 50 | 29 |
| #5 | Sinister_Anarchy | -0.89 | 41 | 16 |





