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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1809 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3338 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3160 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3145 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,761,435 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gmanu' | 52% | 128 |
| #2 | GVI | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Gman Bombardieru' | 47% | 132 |
| #4 | Arda Güler | 47% | 124 |
| #5 | Gojo Satoru | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Meowdy | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Gman Bombardieru' | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | JohnnyW | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Gmanu' | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Arda Güler | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gman Bombardieru' | 595 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Gmanu' | 394 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | JohnnyW | 215 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lil Meowdy | 213 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gojo Satoru | 163 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gojo Satoru | +3.16 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | swaggy 💔 | +3.11 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Lil Meowdy | +1.22 | 46 | 69 |
| #4 | Gman Bombardieru' | +0.94 | 33 | 83 |
| #5 | Gmanu' | +0.86 | 32 | 80 |





