








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1197 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1900 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1562 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1334 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,386 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MÖHÖMAHA | 54% | 65 |
| #6 | make | 52% | 88 |
| #7 | Bot_Koodi | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | 𝐑U𝐙𝐙K𝐈𝐙 | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | MÖRKÖ | 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖHÖMAHA | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | 𝐑U𝐙𝐙K𝐈𝐙 | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | MÖRKÖ | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | tommi | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | arska | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | make | 264 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | arska | 187 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | tommi | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | MÖHÖMAHA | 152 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | 𝐑U𝐙𝐙K𝐈𝐙 | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamppaKz | +2.70 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | arska | +2.19 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | MÖHÖMAHA | +1.94 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | Rapatello | +1.76 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | make | +0.16 | 66 | 72 |





