








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 522 matches | ||
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4567 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5292 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3652 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,482,103 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UwU_Pu$$y$layer_UwU | +5.28 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | newb | +2.08 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Russo BeatYourAss GOT HACKED | +0.72 | 43 | 49 |
| #4 | Bucaroni | -1.00 | 37 | 52 |
| #5 | Grim Reaper | -2.58 | 7 | 37 |





