








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1038 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 258 matches | ||
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7884 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9109 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7226 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8283 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,998,780 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tin | +6.29 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | × | +3.19 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | roro | +2.72 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | 大家好我是木头头 | +1.85 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Christoffer❤Chérie | +1.40 | 74 | 63 |





