








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1206 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1591 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 520 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1227 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $877,178 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEVI | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | r0s1yn | 60% | 92 |
| #3 | ChewyMouse | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | spleen | 57% | 101 |
| #5 | Bowl_Of_Lemons_TTV | 53% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CornPop | 292 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | spleen | 225 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | r0s1yn | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | LEVI | 160 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #5 | SNIPERMIKEJR | 101 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEVI | +7.82 | 73 | 77 |
| #2 | CornPop | +4.23 | 59 | 69 |
| #3 | ChewyMouse | +0.42 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | r0s1yn | +0.19 | 56 | 48 |
| #5 | Soke_King | -0.08 | 47 | 55 |





