








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3743 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4191 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3945 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2697 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,864 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1725 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shakur | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | vejo | 54% | 379 |
| #3 | jomi | 52% | 273 |
| #4 | AtteAppelsiini | 51% | 81 |
| #5 | are | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jomi | 132 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | vejo | 98 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | are | 44 | 0.0201 |
| #4 | Mauskix | 40 | 0.0150 |
| #5 | AtteAppelsiini | 32 | 0.0180 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | are | +4.35 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | vejo | +1.26 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | Shakur | +1.23 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | jomi | +1.02 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | Mauskix | +0.33 | 75 | 49 |





