








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1352 matches | ||
| Esplay | 19 matches | 1,382 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3061 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4742 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8758 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 8725 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,237,083 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziiimply | 59% | 83 |
| #2 | Onyx. | 51% | 112 |
| #3 | ★Shadow★ | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | achulma | 49% | 456 |
| #5 | Drojf. ツ | 46% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ★Shadow★ | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | achulma | 49% | 456 |
| #5 | Drojf. ツ | 46% | 134 |
| #6 | Friyce | 44% | 233 |
| #7 | toddy .ツ | 40% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toddy .ツ | 32 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Drojf. ツ | 26 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | achulma | 22 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Friyce | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ziiimply | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | achulma | 1638 | 0.17 | 41 min |
| #2 | Friyce | 862 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #3 | toddy .ツ | 277 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Drojf. ツ | 260 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | ★Shadow★ | 194 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziiimply | +5.43 | 85 | 37 |
| #2 | Onyx. | +4.43 | 87 | 38 |
| #3 | Drojf. ツ | +1.68 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | achulma | +1.60 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | toddy .ツ | +1.51 | 66 | 52 |





