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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 30% |
| Smokes | 179 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 35 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $90,814 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShawnTheBuba | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | MoeFugga27 | 26% | 19 |
| #3 | Mruiz987 | 23% | 13 |
| #4 | Suhveer | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | EA IS A BUNCH OF POOSIES | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MoeFugga27 | 26% | 19 |
| #3 | Mruiz987 | 23% | 13 |
| #4 | Suhveer | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | EA IS A BUNCH OF POOSIES | 17% | 6 |
| #6 | HeatWarrior546 | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoeFugga27 | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Mruiz987 | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ShawnTheBuba | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoeFugga27 | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mruiz987 | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Suhveer | 12 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | HeatWarrior546 | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ShawnTheBuba | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoeFugga27 | +4.27 | 23 | 43 |
| #2 | "Normality" | -1.10 | 2 | 41 |
| #3 | Suhveer | -1.34 | 46 | 42 |
| #4 | EA IS A BUNCH OF POOSIES | -2.18 | 4 | 28 |
| #5 | HeatWarrior546 | -2.20 | 16 | 24 |





