








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2143 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5114 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 3110 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2202 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,219,683 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 954 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | t0xic1ty | 51% | 88 |
| #6 | Tera | 50% | 132 |
| #7 | JaydenJaymes | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | joar | 46% | 147 |
| #9 | ReTi333 | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tera | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Md | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | t0xic1ty | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | joar | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Benji | 8 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Md | 602 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | joar | 458 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | t0xic1ty | 272 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | ReTi333 | 211 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tera | 192 | 0.07 | 5 min |





