








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5037 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4607 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2835 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2661 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,854 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tera | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | t0xic1ty | 53% | 123 |
| #3 | Md | 50% | 175 |
| #4 | Benji | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | joar | 48% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Md | 50% | 175 |
| #4 | Benji | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | joar | 48% | 89 |
| #6 | edrastos | 45% | 65 |
| #7 | JaydenJaymes | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0xic1ty | 24 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Md | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Tera | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Benji | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | joar | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Md | 482 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | t0xic1ty | 456 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | joar | 274 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tera | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | JaydenJaymes | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaydenJaymes | +2.26 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Tera | +1.69 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | t0xic1ty | +1.66 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | edrastos | +1.26 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | joar | +0.72 | 66 | 63 |





