








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1339 | 30% |
| Smokes | 978 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1268 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 816 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,087 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dyash1n | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | jugetzu | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | none | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Jazuu #isäm maa | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | amale | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jugetzu | 161 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jazuu #isäm maa | 97 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #3 | none | 78 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | amale | 73 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Julmari | 72 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tAppersson | +2.90 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | Liik | +1.41 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Jazuu #isäm maa | +1.40 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | kalsarit | +1.25 | 28 | 63 |
| #5 | havokki | +1.14 | 71 | 66 |





