








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1695 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1802 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2747 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1775 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,858 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senquisha | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | toona | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | v | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | HabibTFC | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Mixable | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senquisha | 482 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | toona | 469 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Theurbanhitman | 455 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | HabibTFC | 315 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | v | 208 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v | +6.97 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | iPurrple | +2.44 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | ndot | +1.19 | 60 | 49 |
| #4 | Theurbanhitman | +0.92 | 49 | 65 |
| #5 | rice247 | +0.71 | 58 | 49 |





