








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1692 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1216 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1308 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,041 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HabibTFC | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Senquisha | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Theurbanhitman | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ndot | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Blue | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Theurbanhitman | 402 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | HabibTFC | 315 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Senquisha | 292 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Blue | 132 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | toona | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v | +6.20 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | toona | -0.56 | 52 | 71 |
| #3 | HabibTFC | -0.62 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | Theurbanhitman | -0.67 | 52 | 64 |
| #5 | Blue | -0.99 | 26 | 51 |





