








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
54 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 29 | 67% |
| Smokes | 6 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 7 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $16,744 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUGURTTIMIES | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | klaus | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Oranssi | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | tomi.pesonen (FIN) | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | hilkku99 | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUGURTTIMIES | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | klaus | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Oranssi | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | tomi.pesonen (FIN) | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | hilkku99 | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klaus | 1 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oranssi | 16 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | klaus | 6 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | tomi.pesonen (FIN) | 3 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | JUGURTTIMIES | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klaus | +6.37 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | tomi.pesonen (FIN) | +4.12 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | SmaMy | +2.11 | 90 | 44 |
| #4 | Oranssi | -0.87 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | JUGURTTIMIES | -1.52 | 63 | 27 |





