








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2813 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3809 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3525 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2777 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $570,829 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnied | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | Danny Phantom | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | [NcSgo]Fr3Br3Z | 46% | 137 |
| #4 | ➊Sunken | 45% | 97 |
| #5 | BrownAye™ | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Danny Phantom | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | [NcSgo]Fr3Br3Z | 46% | 137 |
| #4 | ➊Sunken | 45% | 97 |
| #5 | BrownAye™ | 42% | 33 |
| #6 | Sloth | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [NcSgo]Fr3Br3Z | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | ➊Sunken | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | BrownAye™ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Schnied | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Sloth | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [NcSgo]Fr3Br3Z | 112 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | BrownAye™ | 70 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ➊Sunken | 61 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Schnied | 53 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sloth | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnied | +2.12 | 47 | 63 |
| #2 | BrownAye™ | +0.74 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | [NcSgo]Fr3Br3Z | +0.18 | 42 | 37 |
| #4 | Cups | -0.34 | 41 | 61 |
| #5 | ➊Sunken | -0.34 | 48 | 42 |





