








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 894 | 28% |
| Smokes | 695 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 791 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,819 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timpapz | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | hiivasielu | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | vALENTINO | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | adi | 45% | 38 |
| #5 | JANEZI | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrBean | 293 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #2 | adi | 117 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | JANEZI | 110 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | vALENTINO | 68 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tonsei | 49 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vALENTINO | +5.38 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | JANEZI | +5.31 | 73 | 84 |
| #3 | adi | +2.32 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Tonsei | +1.72 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | hiivasielu | +0.46 | 67 | 63 |





