








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Wingman | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5764 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5600 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5978 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7527 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,306,050 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trybbe | 57% | 314 |
| #2 | erzikk | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | ExorcistDan | 51% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trybbe | 57% | 314 |
| #2 | erzikk | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | ExorcistDan | 51% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trybbe | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | erzikk | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ExorcistDan | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trybbe | 426 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | ExorcistDan | 152 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | erzikk | 98 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trybbe | +3.91 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | erzikk | +2.87 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Hydros | +1.08 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | ExorcistDan | -0.49 | 56 | 52 |





