








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1111 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2916 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2334 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1943 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,125 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen | 54% | 175 |
| #2 | Nine | 54% | 159 |
| #3 | Taro | 54% | 226 |
| #4 | Beatstone | 50% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen | 54% | 175 |
| #2 | Nine | 54% | 159 |
| #3 | Taro | 54% | 226 |
| #4 | Beatstone | 50% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nine | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Beatstone | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Taro | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Fallen | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen | 855 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #2 | Nine | 478 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Beatstone | 285 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Taro | 261 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sidox | +3.59 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | Taro | +0.22 | 77 | 44 |
| #3 | Beatstone | -0.33 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Fallen | -1.45 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | Nine | -1.69 | 47 | 64 |





