








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 979 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 686 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5237 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9249 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7448 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6917 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,120,681 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nine | 50% | 114 |
| #2 | Fallen | 50% | 130 |
| #3 | Sidox | 50% | 192 |
| #4 | Taro | 49% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nine | 50% | 114 |
| #2 | Fallen | 50% | 130 |
| #3 | Sidox | 50% | 192 |
| #4 | Taro | 49% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nine | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Sidox | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Taro | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Fallen | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen | 673 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | Nine | 381 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sidox | 251 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Taro | 209 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sidox | +3.17 | 71 | 53 |
| #2 | Beatstone | +0.51 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Taro | +0.05 | 75 | 42 |
| #4 | Fallen | -1.25 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | Nine | -1.88 | 45 | 63 |





