








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1408 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1439 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1363 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1094 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,537 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slawdawg | 52% | 146 |
| #2 | SamuraiFowest | 51% | 81 |
| #3 | RIPSO | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | pregant goku | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slawdawg | 52% | 146 |
| #2 | SamuraiFowest | 51% | 81 |
| #3 | RIPSO | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | pregant goku | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slawdawg | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | pregant goku | 6 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | SamuraiFowest | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | RIPSO | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slawdawg | 231 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | pregant goku | 107 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | RIPSO | 77 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | SamuraiFowest | 61 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pregant goku | +2.96 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | typh00n | +1.75 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | Slawdawg | -0.57 | 62 | 53 |
| #4 | RIPSO | -2.30 | 52 | 65 |
| #5 | SamuraiFowest | -2.93 | 27 | 31 |





