








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 683 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1249 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 783 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1522 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,663 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUSH B OR CYKA | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔫𝔜2J ✝ | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Makaveli | 42% | 81 |
| #4 | Vechenko | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | Nike_Sensei | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔫𝔜2J ✝ | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Makaveli | 42% | 81 |
| #4 | Vechenko | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | Nike_Sensei | 38% | 26 |
| #6 | AKredrum | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makaveli | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔫𝔜2J ✝ | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | AKredrum | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | RUSH B OR CYKA | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKredrum | 83 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Makaveli | 53 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | RUSH B OR CYKA | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔫𝔜2J ✝ | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vechenko | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔫𝔜2J ✝ | +5.48 | 76 | 47 |
| #2 | AKredrum | +1.59 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | RUSH B OR CYKA | -0.09 | 43 | 51 |
| #4 | Vechenko | -1.17 | 30 | 25 |
| #5 | Reaper | -1.27 | 39 | 42 |





