








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 614 | 7% |
| Smokes | 483 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 4640 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 3345 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,708 of utility $12 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rajesh Rengatramanajananum | 171 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Läderlappen | 143 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Scarlet Justice Supreme Avenger | 130 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goatman123456 | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | KieranBKBK | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Läderlappen | +5.51 | 77 | 51 |
| #2 | Skippy | +3.12 | 68 | 45 |
| #3 | Agent 9029 | +0.91 | 73 | 36 |
| #4 | Itsjustime | +0.78 | 68 | 31 |
| #5 | Rajesh Rengatramanajananum | +0.45 | 80 | 50 |





